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- La vie sexuelle de Catherine M.
- Catherine Millet
- 03 August 2018
Free read ☆ PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free ñ Catherine Millet Free download La vie sexuelle de Catherine M. 105 Urant Her highly graphic account is a relentlessly honest look at the conseuences of sex stripped of sentiment and a fearless unmasking of the fallacies and disturbing truths of female sexualit. Catherine M is sexless at least towards men as cold and clinical as a mortician Fuck that She has no passion no fire no desire even She just does in every imaginable way which isn t shocking just curiously boring and unexciting The only scene that showed a peep of desire was no surprise when she was with a woman which makes it clear she can fuck men and many at one time to her heart s content with no strings attached because she doesn t give a damn for guys If she d only explore her lesbian leanings she d produce a much spirited personal touching and sexy book
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Free read ☆ PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free ñ Catherine Millet Free download La vie sexuelle de Catherine M. 105 Hailed as the most explicit book about sex ever written by a woman Edmund White The Sexual Life of Catherine M has become the most controversial book on sexuality since The Story of O Millet th. Please note due to issues with space the start of this the first 23 days are here 24 I ve been trying to work out how to describe my latest knitwear creation Just imagine you were getting too much Honestly way too much You can t wake up in the morning or walk down the street for lunch without somebody wanting it So you put on this jumper and I m buggered if I understand what happens next Something to do with uantum physics at any rate You are size 6 or so you put on this jumper and voila You are an enormous completely shapeless blob In the movies this wouldn t happen Somehow everybody would know the truth of what was underneath this jumper But this as Detective Constable Luke would say is real life Nobody wants to have sex with you who sees you in this jumper Even people who know for a certain fact what is underneath this jumper perhaps because they personally gave it a close examination no than just before you put it on do not want to sex you Even people who have no than a genetic memory of their neanderthal ancestors seeing you in this jumper do not want to fuck you If you ever want this to be the case drop me a line I will rent you my jumperWell all yesterday I was trying to figure what the bright side of this thing is I have it on right now just to ward off the cat who has taken an inordinate liking to me She hasn t actually suggested consumating our relationship butDay 25 So I wake up yesterday morning in bed with a rather nice looking erection Not mine it was just next to me It s warm enough that we are bare and it is hard not to notice Unfortunately I ve become a bit of a scientist over the last year or soso instead of just hopping right on it which would normally be my wont I felt duty bound to conduct a small experiment You remember the jumper I was talking about yesterday I couldn t help it I said just hang on for a moment I want to show you something And I raced off slipped on the jumper and came back I was half way through asking Do you like it when Oh my God Where s it gone I asked looking at where it had been just a moment ago Where s what gone he asked looking down at Exactly My jumper had made a penis disappear Not just an erection a whole penis had left the room I m thinking of advertising for volunteers Imagine you could find the penis who could stand up to this jumper laugh at it like it was Leonard Cohen looking down the abyss and carry on doing its thing Imagine what a fine thing that would be I think I woke up then I don t want to call this a nightmare because it had a very nice penis in it but Day 26 So I m walking down a rather dodgy street yesterday and a man jumps out from an even grottier looking side street and says Come with me beckoning behind him I should have scurried on head down but I don t seem to be made like that I stopped and looked uestioningly Come with me to that phone box he said pointing and to round off this invitation which sounded like a command he said I am Russian as if that were a complete explanation of the situation Wellsome of you will know that Polish men on the wrong side of middle aged corpulent in ill fitting suits make me weak at the knees and here was a Russianthe next best thing I managed to keep my clothes on but I trotted off after him we entered the phone box and he said I have card I was about to say Sorry mate I m strictly cash only when he pulled it out his card girls his cardI d like to pop a penis into this story but in all conscience and ah Of course The light bulb did that extra little twist connection is made with the socket A phone card He somehow thinks being Russian and illiterate in English is a disadvantage in a public phone box I hated to disavow him of this idea butGod When was the last time I was in a phone box And why If not to have sex then surely at the very least to organise it I have no idea how phone boxes work let alone ones that don t take money Still let me seeif we slot this in here and then push these soon enough he was happily talking away in Russian and I was dismissed with a small wave of the handOh So that s it Somehow I expected of an encounter with a strange man in a phone boxDay 27 There are all these days lately where humour is lost in a wasteland of how things really are I m sorryDays where you simply see things with straighforward clarity I take it all back about the jumper it was most unchivalrous There is nothing about me that anybody would want to come near with a barge pole I d be better off with any other body in the world Pop another brain in it and I could even become a human being I am unfuckable Which at least means I can wear the jumper and not feel like I m damaging my chances I have noneDay 28It so happens that my best ideas often make people laugh And that my being sad does too So I m in a clothes shop earlier and I pick out a large shapeless green T shirt to try on and ask my friend Heather what she thinks of it Great if you are giving it to a man I end up in the changeroom with the thing I want and the things other people want me to try on The green T shirt first which is a large and I am an extra small I come out look in the mirror and sum it up It says I don t even try to get sex any I ve given in For some reason everybody in the shop laughs I have this absolute compulsion to want to look sexy in oversized men s clothes Other girls look gorgeous in men s shirts Why can t ISo then I try on this dress Heather has said will look great on me It s empire line so you know how on earth anybody could possibly think of giving it to a short girl with tits is beyond meI come out look in the mirror and observe It makes me look like I m pregnant without the advantage of having had sex first Honestly Shop cracks up Lady comes out of the booth opposite to apologise for laughing in the closet Well it does Look at me And this is really true I was even standing in that way pregnant women and really tall skinny men stand on a backward slant See I said rubbing my pregnant stomach I can t even stand up straight in it You do not look pregnant I m told You look cute I was so depressed I bought the maternity dress a skirt and two tops NOT the I don t want sex oneI just haven t uite given up hope yet Now I m trying to decide if I want a boy or a girl and what I m going to call it Just in case I mean probably I m not pregnant Day 29 Remember the anti sex penis disappearing jumper Well I ve done a deal I ve managed to give it away It s a story involving a dildo a packet of strawberry cake mix and an Elvis Presley movie I can t say I promised not to but suffice to say that everything that ensued was worth it The jumper is no longer a blemish on my life It s made me feel like maybe I can get sex after allI m hopelessly optimistic sigh Day 30 Earlier this year I saw a friend I hadn t seen since uni days I lusted after David back then I mean couldn t look at smelled lust desperately hoped it wasn t stamped on my forehead Surely it dripped off me He had the body of a labourer a gravelly voice that sent shivers up your spine and he spoke like a poet Hey he was a poet In lieu of being able to do anything about my terrible lust I organised for my family s publishing business to put out a book of his poetryNow he is fat and I mean really fat and his skin is horrible and oh fuck David I sort of wish I had been left with that memory of a craving that was never satisfied but now no longer wishes to be Day 31 So my friend Jane calls me the other day and I ask her what her sex life s like and she says uick as a flash better than yours no actually she says definitely better than yours and I think fuck I d only asked because she s the one person in the world I can safely consider myself to have a better sex life than She has four young children her husband s in gaol she s working and studying to get a better job How can she have any sex life at all let along a good one Meanwhile my sex life s completely fucked Not fucked Fucked I don t know You tell meShe filled me in and I m torn between scratching her off my list of friends because she is happy as and being so so pleased for her because she s the most gorgeous girl with the best eyes in the world and lips men must desperately want to kiss and she s brave and inspirational and she deserves every good thing that could happen to her Day 32 If I might start off with an apology Jane you are totally my best friend again since it turns out this person you ve been laying has a dicky heart and is too scared to get excited I m truly sorry that your sex life is at least as bad as mine again Day 33 Wherein our intrepid scientific researchers explore whether eating way way too much food puts you off sex I mean not you That s unscientific I mean one Or Us Maybe we can say us We cannot give you the results yet because we are waiting for the peer review We apologise for this delay Our investigation has been thorough and we did achieve statistical significance But still We wait Sorry Day 34 I go past the newsagent and buy a packet of chips Scoff it down Walking back ten minutes later I buy another packet Trying to fatten myself up I explained You don t often hear ladies saying that he replied And he continued but why do you want to I was a bit lost at that Was it a compliment An insult I mean a guy says why do you want to LOSE weight that s a compliment What was this I was wearing this huge shapeless poncho thing Mandy lent me because my jeans are so close to falling off that most of my knickers show I was never never young enough to see that as a fashion statement I m certainly not now Why do I want to Because I don t have a belt Somehow it was a bit of a relief when we got onto how crap the Australian cricket team is Day 35 Fuck Honestly You just don t expect to open up Bloomberg in the morning and find out your sex life s just become comparatively worse Yep My friend Jane s husband is getting out of gaol several years early I m happy okay OKAY Day 36 530am I m doing something that is making the cat dribble with the sheer pleasure of it and yes I can do it to boys too but unlike the cat you get a bib I can t help reflecting on what a life the cat has Pleasure on tap without any of the human failings that might prevent that for us There s no not in the mood no I don t seem uite able maybe tomorrow there s just cat wants cat getsOh and should I ever do it to you please don t do what the cat did please don t dribble in my cup of teaNot ummmnot that I d be drinking tea while I wasyou know Day 37 A small South Kensington adventure One moment you are thinking hamburger and fries for dinner and the next something catches your eye down a little sidestreet Bookshop You discover a little French uarter A couple of French bookshops crepes grocery stores patisseries And what s over there A bakery with a ueue of people waiting to get in it s raining it is 515pm All in all it seem improbable The Hummingbird Bakery Never heard of it Look it up A bit of America infiltrates Australia is to come I guessThen I come upon something I ve really only begun to eat since I came to the UK earlier this year MoroccanNow I m feeling like you do when you haven t had enough for a while and suddenly you get too much I hadn t eaten a proper meal since breakfast yesterday I d been awake all night courtesy of residing in a railway station for the duration Now I tucked into thisHariraTraditional moroccan vegetables soup with chickpeas lentils tomato coriander and argan oil served withhome made Moroccan BreadCouscous merguezTraditional Moroccan fluffy fine couscous served with lamb spicy sausages with seasonal vegetables broth harissa andsweet chickpeasI would have thought it divine even if I hadn t been not getting enough But nowExcuse me while I take my jeans off and lie down for a bit Day 38 So I m sitting in this Moroccan restaurant and while I m waiting for my food I watch the lady a couple of tables away She looked like a socialite slender as one must be but she was hoeing into a large uantity of food This was a lady who enjoyed her tucker bigtime as long as nobody was watching That somehow doesn t surprise me But come getting the bill time she looked at it and said to the waiter No I m sorry I m not paying this This is a bill for about six people Look at me I eat like a bird I would have choked on my food if I d been eating at the time Call the press I felt like saying The Giant Prehistoric Moa Bird is not extinct after all Alive and well in South Kensington What the hell It worked The poor waiter took the bill away brought it back and whatever amount it now was the woman was willing to pay it Yes in case you are wondering There were prices on the menu she ordered fromI know this has nothing to do with sex Not even to do with not sex Sorry Day 39 I have sex on the brain I can t help thinking there are better places for it Day 40 I m in the bath got in a bit early watching bits of me slowly disappear Toes knees thighs pubic hair stomach and It occurs to me after a while that breasts are unsinkable I could have drowned to death in there breasts would have remained standing tall Not so much shining beacons as beacons with hard red bits on top Sailors on planks of wood desperately paddling about the bath looking for salvation would have said to each other Land ahoy and as they climb up onto my breasts I hope they have the gratitude to afix their mouths one apiece to those little hard red bits and make them happy While the rest of me drownsIt s obvious in hindsight The Titantic should have been tethered to a large pair of breasts Then it really would have been indestructible They would have had to rename it of couse Titanic Tits I like that Class Pure class
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Free read ☆ PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free ñ Catherine Millet Free download La vie sexuelle de Catherine M. 105 E editor of Art Press has led an extraordinarily active sexual life from alfresco encounters in Italy to a gang bang on the edge of the Bois du Boulogne to a high class orgy at a Parisian resta. There have been lots of great reviews for this book so go read some of the 4 and 5 star onesmost of the reviews for 3 stars and below really miss the point of this book they re either looking for a porn style tittilation an erotic story or literature with no knowledge of either erotica or porn this provides neither I wouldn t even call it a memoir an exploration into why and how Ms Millet explores her sexuality through her numerous erotic encounters and how her mind and body are affected by those encounters It s written in a beautiful stlye Intelligently written it allows the reader to ponder as an observer rather than a participant and this is why it s not porn or eroticaMs Millets enjoyments I found myself wondering about personality traits and if other influences had abounded in my life could I have been as libertine as she This book opened a door for me I didn t uestion whether or not the activities Ms Millet took part in where morally right or wrong and I don t think that s meant to be the point of the book the reader is not meant to make a moral judgement but to just think and maybe reflect on their own sexuality