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• 21 May 2020
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Read & download ñ PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Þ Eliza Crewe Read ´ Cracked Author Eliza Crewe È PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Eliza Crewe Þ 2 Free download R ‘kind’ isBe careful what you wish for Playing capture the flag with her mortal enemies babysitting a teenage boy with a hero complex and trying to keep one step ahead of a too clever girl are bad enough But the Hunger is gaining on herThe she learns the worse it gets And when Meda uncovers a shocking secret about her mother her past and her destiny she may finally give into it My morality is almost a contortionist It wasn t so much the plot as it was E V E R Y T H I N G It was the characters oh my god Meda and Jo the writing the humor the adventures the innocents and the evils It was basically every single thing that made up one hell of an awesomely pure entertainment of a book if you want to write a story about the chosen one this is the way you do it Otherwise I don t think you should bother The writing was extremely refreshing it s extremely well clipped and precised You won t find long winded unnecessary sentences here The author had such solid authority she never got side tracked and her characters especially the downright fabulous Meda had extraordinary presence throughout the book What I loved loved loved was that this never weavered It held through to the last page They creep forward in smooth slithery steps That s fine I like my food delivered especially when I don t have to tip the driver How I loved Meda She had this kind of snarky humor that was just so effing clever I absolutely adored it I was so content with the dynamic of their little group Meda Jo Chi and little Uri They were teens who were real teens they were excellent students but they were not capable of all things not like in your typical YA novels where teens can just about run the world by themselves and be way efficient than adults So because of that fact the suspence was real and I was so scared for their well beings the entire time Meda and Jo s friendship Is there not a combine word for that Do we only have bromance Well ok then Joe turned towards me She doesn t want to die but she will for what she believes inI need new friends Eliza Crewe managed to ease the dynamic of these two from open animosity to best friends status with such realistic situations you can t do anything except root for this amazing female friendship Which I did I definitely doI m so ready for book 2 to see what kind of havoc Meda and the gang will wreck nextPS I swear I hadn t teared up at all until that last paragraph

Read & download ñ PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Þ Eliza Crewe Read ´ Cracked Author Eliza Crewe È PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Eliza Crewe Þ 2 Free download Meet Meda She eats peopleWell technically she eats their soul But she totally promises to only go for people who deserve it She’s special It’s not her fault she enjoys it She can’t help being a bad guy Besides what else can she do Her mother was killed and it’s not like there are any other “soul eaters” around to show her how to be different That is until the three men i I really really fucking hate it when a character in a book refers to a character in another book and exclaims She s just like me No beeyotch you are not Elizabeth Bennet snaps fingers No you are not Juliet Do you even realize how stupidly the characters in Romeo Juliet behaved Nuh uh Don t you dare make that claimTherefore it is with the greatest amount of shame and hypocritical horror when I found myself laughing as I read this book MEDA IS JUST LIKE ME I don t know how Ms Eliza Crewe managed to capture my personality so well without ever having known me without having met me without knowing of my existence in any conceivable way but bravo Ms Crewe BRAVOFine There are some discrepancies between us ok I can t fight and I m inclined to run seriously I am a fast little mofo and I used to sleep with the blankets tucked up all around me particularly around my feet so that monsters wouldn t eat my toes while I cowered in bed And Meda while fantastically snarky sometimes never has a profanity laden vocabulary But it s all good Meda is a teenager I was a sueaky clean teenager once But I can see the potential in Meda as she grows up to be like me Ah Meda my dear You have much to learn as you grow into your twenties Your mind and mouth will no longer censor itself and Meda my lovethe fucks will fly I should probably go back to the actual review and talk about stuff that s relevant to this book I will try to tone down my narcissism meanwhileIn short Interesting though imperfect plot Likeable main character Above all else the characters are fantastically conceptualized the dynamics within the group are absolutely brilliantSummary Meda Melange isn t exactly human She knows she s half humanbut the other half certainly ain t anything remotely angelic Why Um one clue may be the fact that SHE EATS SOULS Here s where Meda and I differ I crave chocolate Meda craves souls She s not all bad though she only munches on a soul every say month or so Me on the other hand snortsMeda is pretty much indestructible to the average human Her skin is like fucking steel She almost cannot be hurt Until she runs into a group of demons and realizes thatwell fuck she s not so indestructible after all Well shit happens and Meda lucked out and gets her ass saved and eats a huge dose of humble pie in the process by a group of Crusaders No not the ones in the 12th century who traipse to the Holy Land These are oh so righteous people whose destiny is to protect humans with special destinies who will make a contribution to mankind called Beacons They think Meda is a Beacon Meda doesn t want to die Meda lies her ass off She pretends to be a Beacon in order to1 Infiltrate the Crusaders and figure out their super special secrets2 Survive she did almost get her ass handed to her after all girl s gotta liveOne thing leads to another and Meda and her very disorganized group of Crusaders find themselves on the run from a bunch of bloodthirsty demons who wants Meda s ass handed to them on a silver platter Meda seriously lucked out because these Crusaders are good hearted and are so convinced that she is a Beacon that they will risk their life to save herMeda also slowly uncovers the truth about her past There are secrets Lies A sexy half demon in a dungeon Another way Meda and I differ she ignores him whereas I would have kept him imprisoned in my bedroom It s understandable though Meda s not even legal yetNeedless to say this book is a lot of action and a lot of funThe Characters The best thing about this bookMeda Melange is one of the funniest most kick ass character in YA paranormal that I have read in a long time She is truly kick ass She can FIGHT man If Rose Hathaway and Charley Davidson were to have a daughter together I like to think she would turn out to be just like Meda Let s just conveniently ignore the fact that two females cannot have a child containing both their DNA Because as we all know scientific facts have no place in YA literature As a Soul Eater Meda has twice the kick assing potential of Rose Hathaway and half of Charley Davidson s snark and for many people that s a good thing Charley can be way too much sometimesNot everyone likes me Not everyone likes my sense of humor my snarkiness my personality That s fine As such not everyone will like Meda There is a fine fine line between humor and bitchiness and as it turns out Meda is a character I can relate to a character I understand a character whose personality I love If you don t like her if you hate her if she grates on your nerves it is completely within reason and I will not judge you for itMeda has a hilarious inner monologue The first few chapters are particularly brilliant examples of it We get to see her bad assedness firsthand as she ruthlessly kills a murderer and eats his soul Truthfully I would have liked to see her fight instead of suppressing her inner demon and pretending to be a normal human girlWe get to see her internal weakness and her guilt at what she s done We get to see her use her feminine charms and tears she is not beyond fake crying if it gets her out of a tough spot to manipulate a very naive starry eyed Crusader boy I consider the many tools at my disposal eyeing his large blood splattered frame and settle on my weapon of choice one so infreuently used I need to dust it off firstMy eyes fill with tears Wha I swallow hard what were those things Demons Thanks Einstein I got that part I let a tear trickle overHe hurries to reassure me Don t cry I ll protect you Humiliating Absolutely humiliating snickersMeda uses whatever she needs to lie trick her way into the group to earn their trust It doesn t always work particularly when there s a fellow bad assed girl in the Crusader group who s just not into her crap Cue innocence My sweet lashes flutter against my helpless cheeks my useless hands wring the edge of my guiltless blood soaked nightgown My lovely lips uiver over my pearly white teethJo isn t buyingDamn that gimp bitch is a hard sell Meda is not perfect She feels guilt She makes some discovery that blows her world apart Her trust has been betrayed her life has been a lie She has to come to terms with that as well as her own dark nature She kills out of necessity but she hates herself for it when her base nature isn t rejoicing in the darkness I m ashamed of my wickedness when I m not reveling in it Certain books completely ignore the side characters this book does not The side characters namely Jo Chi Malachi and Uri are all eually well drawn The dynamics of their relationship are spectacular Jo and Meda and Jo and Chi in particularJo and Meda do not start off well Jo is a really really tough kick ass girl She is truly a match for Meda except for the fact that she has lost one leg in a fight years ago Meda and Jo start off on the wrong foot no pun intended I swear on my grandmother s grave I would not be so callous D They distrust each other Jo knows Meda isn t who she seems she knows Meda s just putting on an act of innocence In turn Meda looks down on Jo calls her a gimp because of her disability and hates her tough girl personality Slowly they learn to trust each other they learn that each has her strengths and her underlying weakness they come to trust each other they develop an odd sort of friendship The developing relationship between Meda and Jo is a beautifully written one Jo is such a complex character she hates herself she hates her disability she hates her helplessness I just get so mad sometimes I m never going to be a Crusader never get married never do anything But who do I get to be angry at The demons They re constantly trying to destroy mankind and if at all possible Heaven too There s enough reasons to be angry at them my leg s superfluous The other students the Crusaders for how they treat me They re not trying to be cruel I am damaged They re so very kind so full of pity I d rather they hate me than feel sorry for me Meda never sees Jo as helpless and Jo appreciates her for that Their friendship builds on top of thatJo and Chiwow They were best friends until the incident where Jo lost her leg Chi feels guilty and they both pull away from each other You don t deserve to be a Crusader and it isn t because you don t have the legs but because you don t have the heart Their hurt their anger their tense relationship is so intensely well doneThe Romance Um what romance Throw away your expectations of romance of love There s no insta love there s no love triangle there s none of that shit here Can I get a Fuck yeah FUCK YEAH The new attendee a man crouches in the doorway Well not really a man a human teenager One of God s most misbegotten creatures big like grown ups and yet dumb like children Selfish moody reckless with a tendency to sleep too much and complain too often This book is tremendously fun It is not without its faults There are elements in the book that I tend to frown upon death of a parent a special destiny etc but it is also wholly original in other It takes uite a few YA tropes and throws it out the window to a bloody death and I found it absolutely admirable The book is action driven plot driven I would have liked this book to be less fast paced It felt like some scenes were glossed over far too fast and I would have liked to know about Meda s past Not a perfect book but still uite enjoyable Because Meda is the main character And Meda is so me man